- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

JUST KIDDING^

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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