epic win?

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...