- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

What's worse than this That :(

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

knock knock!? . . No.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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