- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

what's the difference between a duck?

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