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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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