A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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Manchester City

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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