Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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hi anti joke

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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c-? men, C-men

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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haha Otarts was here

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