A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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