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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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