- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why do mexicans get made fun of

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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