What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Dumbledore dies.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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