- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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