- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Anyone can post anything.

Take wrong turns

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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