- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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