- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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