why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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