Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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