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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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