What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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This statement is false.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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