- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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