it's funny because it's funny

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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wenis

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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you...

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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