Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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my whole life!

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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