- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Your mom is so old she died

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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