whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

alex is cool

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