Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Link ate ink to make him sink.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

alex is cool

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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