- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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