- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

can you pass the soap?

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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