- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

No because your face is really f***** up.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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