- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

I named my son ps2 controller

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what's the difference between a crocodile?

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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