How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did sally drown cause she was black

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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