- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Ready for something funny? nothing

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What is funnier than 24 69

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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