Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Gus's mom

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Major League Soccer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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