- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Do u take sugar?

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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