What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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