where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Anti Joke

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