There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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what goes boo a sock

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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