- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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