- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

I have read the terms and conditions

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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