- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Dumbledore dies.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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