What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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