*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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You're a frog

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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