What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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