what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why was the man sad His got raped

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Screw it you write the joke.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Gay republicans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's brown and sticky? Anal

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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