- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

if got a joke if fogot it

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

One day a man walked into a wall

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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