Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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