- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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