I know you are but what am I? Gay.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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