- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

what's the difference between a duck?

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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