What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

what's the difference between a duck?

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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