waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Tough crowd tonight...

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Asian women drivers...

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Anti Joke

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