Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

I'm homeless.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Anti Joke

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