A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

what's brown and sticky A stick!

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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