Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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