- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Jack Stevens

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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