What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Jack Stevens

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Politics

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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