- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Women's rights.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Will nearis is here! Get it

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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