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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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