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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Equal rights!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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