- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

destiny

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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