- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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