an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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