- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Who is John Galt?

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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