why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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