orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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SBB

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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