- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Terry has ebola

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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