There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Tall asians

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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