What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Female rights.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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