Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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