- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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