Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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