Im cute hehehee

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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