What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Hello.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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