What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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