What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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