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womens rights.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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