- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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