- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Im cute hehehee

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??