- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Women's Rights

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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