what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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