- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What's 9 + 10 19

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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