How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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minorities

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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