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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

You're a frog

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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