- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Want to hear a joke? No.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A bar walks into a man

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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