- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

This is funny.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

This is an anti-joke.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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