A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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