What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Well this is pointless.....

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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