- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why can't jokes spit?

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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