- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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