Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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roak

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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