- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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