- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

black people

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Latvia isn't a joke

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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