Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Help I'm being raped!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

The Female Orgasm

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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