- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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