- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

whats up and also down? your mum

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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