- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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