A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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