What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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