- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Dance is a sport

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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