Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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