what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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