a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

HEY!

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

roy g biv

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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