Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Cripples are lame.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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