- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Waseem is a hard worker.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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