Long joke Your such a downey

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Tim likes girls

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Oh, go away

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