- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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