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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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