- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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