A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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An Aisian failed a test

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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hi

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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