What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Alex Gedrose.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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