How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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mark is religion

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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