You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Cripples are lame.

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