Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

a man was shot.... he died

whats 2+2? math.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

I Have a Black Friend

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Anti-jokes are funny.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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