what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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