- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

France had one revolution

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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