- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

mitchell palmer sucks

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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