why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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