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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

knock knock whos there? nobody

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

whats funnier than 24? 25