Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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